32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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