Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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