Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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