Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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