I must be too annoying 4 u.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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