so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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