Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I had to cum in my sink.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Two words: nipple clamps
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