he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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