dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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