I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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