i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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