Welp...herpes.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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