erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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