none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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