I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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