My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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