I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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