The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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