can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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