i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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