We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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