what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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