are you still at the devil's house?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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