just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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