just come out here and I will go home with you...
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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