Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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