Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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