Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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