fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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