Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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