U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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