You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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