the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Pants are for mortals
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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