White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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