if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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