He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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