Plan B is the new Plan A
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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