Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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