2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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