The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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