I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just blew my weed a kiss
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My vagina just clenched in fear
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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