is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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