we're blogging at a bar
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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