Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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