Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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