Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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