I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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