How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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