Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just sucked dick on a ferry
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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