She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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